The Man of the Hour

Self satisfied and loud, the Man in the Yellow Shirt sits at my dinner table every night with new topics and discussions that causes the party to ponder while they sleep, on the thoughts that were shared during that night's meaty meal.

With his outrageously confident personality and small dinosaur like tooth, he commands our attention with quips like those that you would hear on an esoteric cable channel.

To conclude the text, throughout this blogs the discussions and thoughts that roll through this man's somewhat small brain and off his little icky tongue will be revealed and shared with the people of the internet.

Monday, April 5, 2010

April 5, 2010

Now for some funny stuff.

The other day the Man in the Yellow Shirt was talking to the Woman in Black. She was saying how she felt like she needed to lose weight, to which the Man in the Yellow Shirt responded with:

"Well, what you need to do is eat three good meals a day with a snack between each one."

[confusing stare]

"I mean, look at me!"

In conclusion: obviously he has not had a proper health, diet and nutrition class.
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